this lil baby got a better walk than kendull jenner, jello hadid, boring hadid and karmichael kloss and that’s the tea on that
fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay
Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me
-PTERODACTYL SCREECH-
“AS LONG AS YOU LOOK LIKE A NEWBORN BABY, MEN WILL WANT TO MATE WITH YOU”
“Rich people don’t need to breathe. Who needs air when I have another man’s money?” I’m dying this is the best thing I’ve seen today
“since it’s simlpy for the dick, we have to do it.”
this woman is iconic
(via lithicxsmith)
The best support you can give transgender veterans is to listen to them, keep them safe, and not support wars for $$$.
my hands down favourite mbmbam-bit-that’s-not-a-bit can be found in the first 30 seconds of this video wherein griffin attempts to compliment justin on his seviché shrimp and justin very quietly and emphatically repeats “i have never made you seviché” until griffin realises he had just in fact eaten raw shrimp out of justin’s fridge one time and they immediately change the subject
Serena Williams’ wedding for VOGUE
(Source: margaretolson, via just-suturing-a-banana)



